Tuesday, January 17, 2012

What May Have or Have Not Happened this Weekend.

I am gonna keep this blog sequence alive and play a little game...to see if I can top the weekend before.  Which, this weekend I CAN!

Let's start.  Ok, before I do, if you have a sensitve stomach STOP reading.

  • Cash started vomiting all over the sofa on Friday at 5:30pm.
  • Presley started vomiting all over her bed on Friday at 11pm.
  • I escaped on Saturday morning for a few hours to do some shopping with Courtney.
  • Violet started vomiting Saturday night, continued ALL day Sunday. 
  • Sunday, let's just say, was my one of my LEAST favorite day of all time. .
  • I did escape and see The Girl with the Dragon Tatoo-Good movie! 
  • I woke up Monday morning vomiting.
  • Went sledding as a family.  (BIG mom-of-the-year award for this!  We promised to take the kids on Sunday and they obviously didn't forget.  Surprisingly, it by smoothly and it made me feel a little better.)
  • Came home with a 101 fever.  Took a nap and woke up to dog puke on my bed beside me.
  •  On top of all this, I did 455 loads of laundry, cleaned my kitched 200 times and haven't been able to eat a good meal because my stomach is still weak.
So, I apologize for all the unanswered phone calls and texts.  I am completely exhausted, overwhelmed and literally up to my elbows in vomit.  Oh, and right before I started this post, Cash woke up and shit his pants, rubbed it into the carpet and Voilet projectile vomited all over the living room.  Gimme a break.  No Pinot was consumed, however half a bottle of Pepto was. 

I am just keeping it real people.  Life sucks. So, for all of you who have a bad day, just think of me.  I am probably having a worse day.  And in celebration this completely awful weekend, I am looking forward to Brewfest this upcoming weekend!  Momma needs a break!

Sorry, for the lack of pics...not having many Kodak moments in the Gibson house.